So You're Convinced English Lit Isn't For You?

You are sitting there, in a dusty old classroom, thinking to yourself, "I have no idea what's going on" while your teacher is explaining to you what the difference between a Petrarchan and a Shakespearean sonnet is and all you want to do is shout
"WHO CARES!"The answer? Nobody, really. But the point is you have to know what the difference is, and you find it outrageously boring. Well, don't despair, for I will help! Instead of you trying to memorize the differences, I will explain by trying to determine, "who wold win in a fight Shakespeare of Petrarch?" and eventually,
What is the most EPIC part of lit?These battles will take place over the next few weeks, and before, the end of January we will know the ULTIMATE CHAMPION is. Not only will you know who the best Lit character is, you'll also have figured out most of the course, I guarantee it! Sooo, let's get ready to RUMBLE!!!